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- Told a fellow American I’m Muslim and somehow didn’t get stabbed, beat, kicked, shot, whipped, smashed or otherwise mutilated. Weird. #
- @sweatsinthecity @califmom, that is what we call an exaggeration TIMES INFINITY. #
- @misc, true, but the TechCrunch bullpen invite it. A sad bunch, overall. #
- @ccg, I’d explore anything that disassociates you from Google services. A disaster unfolding. #
- @califmom @detweiler, it’s hard to talk to old people. #
- In a valiant effort to hide my various packages, the postman scattered them throughout the length of the public sidewalk. Somehow, it worked #
- I am embarrassed to be associated with all you fucking retarded racist bitches, and I am ashamed for you. #
- @patjenkins, all this anti-Muslim crap is pissing me off. http://bit.ly/b1uRSE #
- If I failed as much as Twitter does, I’d be dead from exposure to the elements. #
- Yeah, your latest Twitter meme is already old. #
- Ironyverse is populated by hipsters tweeting about how much hipsters sucks. #
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- The only thing “pro” about me is my writing and my liver. I know you’re asking about my qualifications, dammit! #
- First hot day of summer, so @SFBART — a most delicate transit system — is breaking down while overstuffing people in unconditioned cars #
- I just drove four blocks. WHO AM I?? #
- @AGSHender, not in the Bay Area, sir! Well, maybe San Jose. But dammit, I’m in Berkeley. #
- Looks like John McCain’s gambit of transforming himself into a retard to remain senator to a bunch of retards has paid off. Also? Retard. #
- @biorhythmist, not always! Sometimes base 6 #
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- Job satisfaction and satisfaction with life are two different things, but I’d settle for one or the other right now. #
- @Genevieve_Marie DON’T TURN THE PAGE IT HAS A [CENSORED] #
- @ctsinclair, man, I saw Pavement at the best venue ever — best show of the summer, easily! #
- Ra Ra Riot’s main problem? They sound like a watered-down Vampire Weekend, if you can believe it. Doesn’t help they’re from the same place. #
- I knew ALL of these things. Except that Obama’s not Islamist? Who knew… or is the media lying again? http://fk.cm/go/5573808 #
- @chickenlittle, no hyphen in “devastatingly-good looks.” I know. I write this sentence on online dating sites ALL THE TIME. #
- Working on a new book, called “Why Are Girls so Retarded?” #
- so done with credit debt hate The Man an’ his tricks Wells Fargo can take this new card and shoOOOOOOOOH PLATINUM SHINY NEATO #
- Passing on “Why Are Girls so Retarded?” after publisher pointed out I’m still obligated to deliver “How to Breath Air: A User’s Guide” #
- @elliottng, sour grapes. Funny, considering how fundamentally uninteresting @foursquare is. Nevermind the privacy issues. #
- @elliottng, yeah — there’s so much that could be done with location while maintaining personal info, but nothing good yet. Frustrating! #
- @ahugeproduction, I gave up on Camino when they went all 37signals on us and stopped innovating. #
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- Sources tell me a chick “punched out” my ex’s car window. Ex: “The East Bay of SF is a hateful place.” Actually, that’s what we call karma. #
- @dugitman yeah, Identica is a twitter clone. Getting the same shit. #
- @ctsinclair very useful! #
- @beerandtv, I read the alternative meaning behind that sentence. Sigh. I am so sad. #
- @beerandtv TAKE THAT BACK OR I’LL POUND YOU! Wait. #
- The exec in charge of our division is KILLING ME WITH COLDPLAY. #
- Swap out “Old Men” for “Old Women” and give the dog part to “Old Men,” and this describes who’s attracted to me: http://bit.ly/cl3t0U #
- @erelmartin, I’ll have you know that I had to look that up to get your joke, miss! #
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- Kids: “Frak Off” does not a cool shirt make, dumbasses. #
- Hey Identica! These people you keep saying are following me aren’t actually following me! So, you’re spamming. Stop. #
- I wish the U.S. had a culture that embraced bidets. I wish I knew how to use one. What do I do now? Shit. #
- Google is the ultimate suck on the Internet now. So, how do I break free? Not so easy, not so easy. #
- What is a good alternative to Gmail? No, not Yahoo Mail or Hotmail, dick. I’m being serious here. #
- @wcopley, you ask the important questions. #
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- @Bob YES! #
- This is one of those fuck-everything-I’m-gonna-play-me-some-video-games-before-I-get-my-drink-on days. PERFECT DAY #
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