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• Headed to Philz Coffee to either get my shit together and send out applications, or stew in my shit and write. #

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• Drinnnnnnking. You wish you were with me drinnnnnnnnking. #
• Why do the retards who like Portland’s Upright Brewing keep atting me? Use “at,” dummies. #
• @_loveclaire, sorry, I’ll switch it up. #
• Please don’t write fancy if you’re not a writer. It. Does. Hurt. #
• Google’s logo: There is no rhyme or reason. Nerds, not people who care about this shit, designed it. Therein lies the problem with Google. #
• I am going to win. Whatever that means. I’ll feel it when it happens. OR MAKE IT HAPPEN! Nah, I don’t have that many white collars. #
• No plans tonight — anyone doing anything fun? #

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• Horrible traffic on freeways due to the mass evacuation of Oakland still didn’t stop a long caravan of cop cars from racing down the stretch #
• Emerging from 19th Street BART stop. Let’s see what the riot has wrought! #
• Meh. Busted, boarded up windows. Flyers of Oscar Grant posted by at-risk shops. 24 Hour Fitness is trashed, but that place needed an upgrade #
• No more “poor Oakland.” This place hates itself too much. #
• (What the hell, @Twitter for iPhone? Stop fucking up. Shouldn’t be surprised — Tweetie wasn’t all that.) #

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• @erelmartin: WORST. CARE PACKAGE. EVAR. #
• THIS SUGARLESS PUDDING HAS NO PUDDING FLAVOR. #
• @califmom mmmmm… #
• @ohheygreat, once, I was waiting too long at an intersection daydreaming, some kids called out, “HEY, MR. TESH! JOHN TESH! HEY! GO!” Sadface #
• @califmom, I refuse. #
• BUT I’M RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED BY THE RUSH! #
• @califmom I AM A SON OF THE SEA! #
• @BrilliantOrange, yeah, sorry your life has run its course so quickly — email it to me. #
• @lawrencecoburn, oh shit! #
• @califmom OH FIEN #
• @califmom LIST OF AWESOME #
• @enricolimcaco, I heart-it-races that band! #
• Mehserle decision at 4pm today. Rioting expected. Company’s ordered us to evacuate building. First, I’ll finish eating my sandwich. #
• Company evacuating all 28 floors AT THE SAME TIME. So no ones getting out anytime soon. Logistics, people! #
• BART, being ever prepared, left the escalators running backward. Planning, people, planning! #
• @enricolimcaco, my sandwich was of peace. Turkey, lettuce, tomato, dash of fear, light spread of mayo. #
• Nervous laughs all around. Mostly from — HEE HEE! HEE HEEEE — whites. Oh look, the 3-car train! It’s too crowded. WANH WAAAAANH. HEE HEE! #
• BART, which played a big role in planning the evacuation of downtown Oakland pre-verdict, has sent a 4-car train. Next one? 3. Sigh. Fail. #
• (Sorry for the sequence fail. Twitter for iPhone’s fault.) #
• HOT AS FUCK ON THIS TRAIN. So this is what humanity fleeing urban areas smells like. #
• Someone smart brought a service dog she’s training onto the refugee train. It will either be trampled or eaten. Or both! We’ll see. Mmm… #
• Response by city of Oakland, BART and downtown businesses to expected rioting: B for planning, D for execution. #
• Am home. If riots occur, they’ll happen later this evening, just like last time. #

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• @shreddd, you should come over to Doug’s place tonight and check out the new Wolf Parade. #
• Though I never step foot in the ocean, I remain a son of the sea. (Or, I get effed-up chapped lips whenever I visit Tahoe. Lame.) #
• Give me liberty, or give me a paycheck so I can pay off this credit card. #
• Twitter has a long, long, long way to go before it’s a viable channel to market crap. #
• Her: “Little earthquake.” Me: “The Big One?” “Maybe” “Hurry, these may be your last words!” “If I die, tell the world Cassandra’s a cunt!” #
• @erelmartin can’t wait to receive it! #

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• It’s petty, but cleaning out the people who used to follow me on Twitter is pretty satisfying. Ah, Twitter Karma! #
• @twitter’s announcement of Lebron James’s account is a sad suck-up display. Man alive. #
• Also, you know what @twitter? I don’t want my friends’ @foursquare crap in my tweetfeed. Let me block it. #

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• Gah. Google News redesigned to be uglier and less engaging. Seriously, who is running UX over there? #
• @philiph 38! #

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