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- Hi hi hi hiiiiiiiiii hi! Hhhhhhi! BEER! hi @starryglass #
- @sweatsinthecity IN #
- Fox: I WANT TO WATCH THE GAME, NOT LISTEN TO YOUR ANNOUNCERS NATTER ON. Goddammit. #
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- Abridged iPhone App Guidelines for Developers Who Are Retarded: Don’t Be a Dick #
- You know you’ve settled down and grown up when you start passing out in the same bar you started in instead of crawling to six other places. #
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- Not impressed by SF public radio station @KQED sticking to its pledge drive rather than cutting to the firebomb in San Bruno. #
- @enricolimcaco, I’m pretty open, just let me know when and where. #
- @donderheim, nah, talking about the start of the disaster. They mentioned it and then kept going. So I turned off radio, turned on TV. #
- @flashlight, I have nothing. #
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- SIRI, GODDAMMIT SO MUCH #
- Things you never need to IM to me, No. 210,947: “I had the most painful episode of gas I’ve ever had in my life yesterday.” #
- Good: Apple releasing guidelines for iPhone app developers. Sad: iPhone app developers are so retarded, they need them. #
- @sweatsinthecity and @califmom chatter on Twitter like they do in real life — rambling, lying, promising vengeance, so on, so forth. #
- Hot girls at gyms are often hot girls at gyms because they lack other redeeming qualities like WHY YES I DID SEE THE EX GF WHY DO YOU ASK? #
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- Methinks toilets should not be black. My health must be observed. #
- @indefensible yep #
- Why is it when you hear about the media as an entity, an entirety, it is always so sadly under-informed, propagating myths and powerless. #
- Note to America: Obama isn’t a Muslim. I wish he were though, retards. #
- To all the people who are offended by the use of the word “retard”: How else to we describe Glen Beck and his dumbass followers? NO, REALLY #
- @crazyhate, abandon that column — nothing good will come of it. #
- Starting a new business — a chain of Ground Zero mosques, where you can be angry for no real reason. Coming soon to your local strip mall. #
- @califmom, me likey… #
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- WHY ARE PEOPLE I AM FOLLOWING FOLLOWING KIM KARDASHIAN AND WHY ARE YOU RETWEETING IT INTO MY FACE GAAAAAHHHH #
- So, I’m at the Red Devil Lounge, where I await a performance by a 16-piece Michael Jackson cover band. How did this happen to me? #
- Extra small panties??? #
- @DrewCurtis YOU CANT HADNLE THE CAPSLOVL! #
- @califmom IT WAS ACTUALLY AWESOME #
- The MJ cover band is called Foreverland and it was completely excellent #
- Yes, those are nice Crocs, Mr. Wrangler-Jeans-Wearing-Dude-With-a-Porsche-Cap-On, but can you wear your food like *this*? [Strike a pose.] #
- WHY ARE YOU SMILING AT ME, GIRL WEARING A “CLASS OF ‘13″ T-SHIRT? Is this a test or a sting operation or just grossing me out? #
- I can’t believe it but there are churches in Berkeley didn’t the communists outlaw them? #
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- FACT: If you want NY-style pizza in the Bay Area, nothing in SF compares to @gioiapizzeria in Berkeley. END FACT. (Dedicated to @ohheygreat) #
- If I failed as much as finalized Google products do, I’d be dead from an inability to draw breath because I never got the hang of it. #
- Democrats will weather the elections. There’s just enough retardation in the Tea Party to scare away halfway smart conservatives. #
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