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- Sources tell me a chick “punched out” my ex’s car window. Ex: “The East Bay of SF is a hateful place.” Actually, that’s what we call karma. #
- @dugitman yeah, Identica is a twitter clone. Getting the same shit. #
- @ctsinclair very useful! #
- @beerandtv, I read the alternative meaning behind that sentence. Sigh. I am so sad. #
- @beerandtv TAKE THAT BACK OR I’LL POUND YOU! Wait. #
- The exec in charge of our division is KILLING ME WITH COLDPLAY. #
- Swap out “Old Men” for “Old Women” and give the dog part to “Old Men,” and this describes who’s attracted to me: http://bit.ly/cl3t0U #
- @erelmartin, I’ll have you know that I had to look that up to get your joke, miss! #
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- Kids: “Frak Off” does not a cool shirt make, dumbasses. #
- Hey Identica! These people you keep saying are following me aren’t actually following me! So, you’re spamming. Stop. #
- I wish the U.S. had a culture that embraced bidets. I wish I knew how to use one. What do I do now? Shit. #
- Google is the ultimate suck on the Internet now. So, how do I break free? Not so easy, not so easy. #
- What is a good alternative to Gmail? No, not Yahoo Mail or Hotmail, dick. I’m being serious here. #
- @wcopley, you ask the important questions. #
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- @Bob YES! #
- This is one of those fuck-everything-I’m-gonna-play-me-some-video-games-before-I-get-my-drink-on days. PERFECT DAY #
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- “Five grammar myths up with which one should not put.” Via Fark, and absolutely correct: http://fk.cm/go/5565274 #
- I, too, never took HGH or Steroids. And I, too, did not lie to Congress. I, too, look forward to challenging the Gubamints. #
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- Oh large woman occupying the space of the doorway, how is it I can tweet this on my phone in the space of time it takes for you to move your #
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- The Internet has totally salted my bullshit game. #
- In this edition of Wrong Foods: http://yfrog.com/jkjp7mj #
- @Unfreakable, heya, Ken wants me to pass on your contact information. I think he’s in love with you. #
- @Unfreakable, you’re right about one of those things. I let you think on that, sir. #
- Gmail team, seriously — fix your shit. You’re not in beta anymore. #
- I will not live tweet the awesomisity of the Rush show at Red Rock Amphitheater tonight, so just know now: RUSH RULES. #
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- Meeting up with @unfreakable tonight on downtown Denver CMON OUT ALL Y’ALL and watch me choose between drinking and altitude sickness! #
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