BRENTZILLA

• Am back! Am already beset by work and life and the whatnot! Am experiencing chapped lips! Am wondering what’s next! #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

No Comments

• My friend saw Luke Perry at the airport! We live in a golden age, my friends! A GOLDEN AGE! Also: He needs a sandwich. #
• This Olympic moment brought to me courtesy @biorhythmist. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

No Comments

• She asked, “What’s your pattern?” As if I know myself. But I do dig plaids lately. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

No Comments

• TwitCause is supporting Mariska’s TheJHF. They can win $250k from #PepsiRefresh for survivors of abuse & violence: http://bit.ly/adk3Eg #
• “Wellllll, that’s why I ain’t gettin’ nobody nuttin’” #
• Emails from friends without subjects make me nervous. I’m sure the new DSM has that covered. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

No Comments

• Traveling 611 mph with a tailwind of 96 mph. When I was a golden god, my chariot never moved like this. Stupid flying horses. #
• 35,000 feet up in the thin, milky film clinging to the surface of a disgusting but comforting planet. This is how the bugs in my bed feel. #
• In-flight movie: “Whip It.” Was going to skip it, but by GOD, .38 Special is on the soundtrack. So, you know. #
• List: “Top Five Flight Destinations in Last Year.” 1) Vegas. 2) Portland. 3) Boise. 4) oh god I’m going to cry. #
• Watching The Office minus earbuds. Is it still funny? Skipped the last 47 seasons. Do they age? Do they keep makng those same faces? Help. #
• Delta is now piping in an episode of “King of Queens” because Delta hates me hard. #
• Wondering if Arcade Fire is sad their “Aaaaa AAAA aaaaa A aaa ah” song will forever be annoying now. I mean, notwithstanding the cash money. #
• List: “My Favorite White Wines.” 1) Any vin d’Alsace. 2) WHAT DO YOU MEEEAAAN YOU DON’T HAVE THE ‘02? I WANTED THE ‘02! 3) Thunderbird. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

No Comments

• KENTUCKY BOUND. Whiskey! Pulled pork sandwiches! Sweet tea! Um whiskey! #
• @erelmartin oh no you DINT! #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

No Comments

• @sweatsinthecity this? THIS? #
• Recursive acronyms are the laziest kind of acronym there is. Kind of like the ending to Battlestar Galactica. #
• It’s great being listed! It’s bad when you’re listed under “/always-avoid” and “/wanted-in-12-states” and “/met-in-public-restroom.” #
• In real-life, I know three people using the Pre. None are happy with it. Anyone out there feel different? These things interest me! #
• Reuters FAIL: “Toyoda says ‘deeply sorry’ for accidents” http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2311083520100223 #
• @DrewCurtis AH CHRIST. #
• Upright FAIL #
• Remember Excite’s and Lyco’s email services? Remember HoTMaiL? Isn’t it weird that some people out there still have Hotmail accounts? #
• @vmarinelli Uprightdown. #
• When interviewing for a job in publishing industry and asked about your lack of experience, say, “No, I haven’t developed bad habits yet.” #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

No Comments