BRENTZILLA

• Very concerned man is trying to convince unconcerned barista that such-and-such thing is worthy of concern. People get bored with themselves #
• @Kalli, don’t worry, she will probably still want you for, oh, another six months. :P #
• Fark: “U.S. jets have bombed at least five wedding ceremonies in Afghanistan. So that’s at least five men who will greet us as liberators” #
• Fark submitters: Keep it short. The shorter, the less likely I have to go in and fix your dumbass errors. #
• @farktv: You spelled “by the way, I’m a complete assclown” wrong! #
• No department meeting today! Joyous relief, soon followed by “oh my god, I can’t believe this is the sort of thing that makes me happy now.” #
• No offense, but sometimes I wish I could turn your icon pics off. (So says the guy with the serial-killer pic up.) #
• I’m not afraid of growing older as much as I am of my friends getting really into golf even as their beer bellies grow. Ack. #
• If my alt Twitter account becomes more popular than this one, should I cri cri cri and scream, “NOBODY LIKES ME! NOBODY LIKES THE REAL ME!”? #
• Inside the Author Meeting: Why the hell is the author’s wife here? #
• Inside the Author’s Meeting: However, the author is a compete sweetheart. Strange, because he is an attorney. #

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