BRENTZILLA

• @shreddd, yeah man, our atmosphere was looking pretty split-pea soupy today. ACK! #
• @joethepeacock, everybody! http://tinyurl.com/5uqmsj #
• Having worse workouts lately as compared to last year, last season, least month = Fuck your marketing, Visa, I hate you and everything now #
• “Least month”? What the hell is wrong with me? #
• Hey nerds: Check out @onelinehacks and get your geek on. #
• Retweeting @lawrencecoburn, who retweeted @wertrose: Awesome white noise site: http://simplynoise.com/ #
• FUCK OFF TWITTER — you cannot eat my tweets. #
• Oh, now you post them. Amateur hour on the Internet! #
• If you want followers, the best keywords are: “Fart.” Oh, that’s about it — should be good for five, six new followers! #
• Yay! Gchat on iPhone now. I am truly mobilicious. #
• Shout out to @joethepeacock: I AM IN THE FUTURE! YOU ARE IN A PAST WITHOUT IPHONES! I’M YELLING SO YOU CAN HEAR ME THERE IN THE STONE AGE! #
• Take that back, @joethepeacock! I do NOT drink PBR. #
• Just don’t get how someone can a) like Tegan and Sara, and b) accuse me of being trendy. Head asplodes! #

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