BRENTZILLA

• Retweet @Unfreakable: Fark o’ the day: “Religious conservatives hoping the issue of homosexual marriage can help the GOP come from behind” #
• “I’m M. Night Shyamalan and this is an M. Night Shyamylan Night tweet entitled ‘M. Night Shyamalan’s Tweet’ and it’s got a twist ending th-” #
• Watched “Once.” Kept thinking, man, that guy reminds of the lead singer of The Frames, but too goofy. Turns out it’s him. Sweet, easy flick. #
• Ack. No more Twitter blog announcements, and yet I still can’t tweet from IM. Fail Whale, stop failing. #
• @joethepeacock, uh, I think your continually posting about how great Tegan and Sara(h?) are explains all! #
• Fark snurk o’ the day: “Michael J. Fox expected to shake things up on the cast of ‘Rescue Me’” #
• Fark submission tip, No. 69: When using an en- or em-dash (they’re the same on Fark), ” — ” is best. Example: “Joe hate Tegan — hates her” #
• @herdnoise, you are a phoney greenie! You are chartreuse, and not even web chartreuse (#7FFF00) but traditional chartreuse (#DFFF00). HA! #
• @sflovestory, I wanna poupee. That’d make things much, much easier… #
• I like @herdnoise’s syntax for album names: Right now, listening to These New Puritans, “Elvis,” on //Beat Pyramid//. #
• Bay’s Batman script: “She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.” HA! #
• Bay’s Batman script: “BRUCE WAYNE is standing in front of the mirror, flexing his sculpted, shirtless torso.” The poetry astounds. #
• Michael Bay’s Batman Script: “Batman: ‘Back in black.’ Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo.” Oh holy God… #
• More awesomeness in the Michael Bay script. It’s probably phony, but it feels like Bay anyway: http://tinyurl.com/56dgxq #
• More Fark awesome: “Oil sinks below $139 on news that our asses are sore” #
• Scorpios are ruled by their genitalia. I love me some Scorpios. Leos sniff crotches, from what I recall. I love me some Leos. Tauri ROOOOLZ! #

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