BRENTZILLA

• The FACTS: Dudes, chicks don’t call when you want them to call. They call when you can’t talk. And then they tell you things like I HATE YOU #
• Whoever thought, oh yeah, we’ll have little bluetooth devices hanging off people’s ears, that’ll be neat? Didn’t know I’d hate them forever. #
• Maybe it’s bad form for me to shove my religion on you, but I’m First Prophet, High Priest and Master of the Book of @thelordyourgod, so… #

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