BRENTZILLA

• Drove behind a dude — a DUDE — who’s sole sticker in his rear window was “Dave Matthews Band.” BWA HA HA HA HA HA — pant, pant — HA HA! #
• To geezer on walker: If you kick my chair again rather than “excuse me”? I’m going all Berkeley tree-sitter on you — I’m goin’ stupid nuts! #
• Today’s Thursday? Effin awesome. So stoked, I could paint my face with rabbit’s blood and howl at the shadows of cacti wavering in the heat! #
• Just ate the last of the Western Union giveaway mints I received at a trade show two years ago. I will, somehow, move on. #
• Almost run over by Berkeley biker riding down sidewalk with iPod blaring and coffee in hand. More stupid to recount, but you get the gist. #
• Coinstar is cool: You throw in shiny bits of junk and get cash back. Best of all, it only costs you 8.9 percent of your junk. #
• Perhaps The Futureheads are great live (can’t say), but every track I’ve ever heard make ‘em sound like the posterkids of generic suck. #
• @wcopley, in California (maybe elsewhere too), you’re not supposed to call something new after six months? It’s the law! The More You KNow! #

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