BRENTZILLA

• Hmmm… being a writard doesn’t seem to interest the masses. Okay, back to fart jokes. #
• PULL MY FINGAR! #
• BWA HA HA @vmarinelli — not to worried about favrd, just thought people might say something! :) #
• No! You are as gas, @joethepeacock! #
• Checking out The Dodos and Thee Ohsees at The Independent. Don’t know either band… #
• Thee (The?) Ohsees are much better live than their myspace page lead me to believe. #
• Led, even. Homonym, my nemesis! *Shakes angry, impotent fist* #
• They do, however, employ a full-time tamborine… hmmm… suspect… #
• The Dodos? Pretty freakin’ awesome. #
• Tides threatened to overwhelm the earth, but his father and Great Aunt Moon called, perhaps dragged, him back. #
• Hipster, beware! We have partaken in a solemn pact: Death to the hipsterstache! #
• @CcSteff, yeah, DiG was a good flick. I saw Brian Jonestown Massacre play a year ago — kind of sad, the lead guy cracked the same insults. #
• Attention all passengers: @ohheygreat has gas. Have a great flight! #
• Oh great — I make fun of someone gassing up an airplane, and @fartsurvey immediately follows me. BBBBRRRR-AAAAPPPP! #
• I’ve yet to see a book sold by Starbucks that even sorta-kinda interested me. They have a better shot with music, but not really. #
• And speaking of Starbucks and — ahem — “music”… TEGAN AND SARA! Ah ha ha! The stars align, @joethepeacock! #

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