BRENTZILLA

• Boston Celtics defeat Los Angeles Bryants. That’s good, but the NBA is still an assclown circus. #
• Kevin Garnet just kissed the leprechaun’s balls! #
• @patjenkins, yeah? Why? #
• Disturbed that Twitter can IM me, but I can’t IM Twitter. Kind of like communicating with God. Or AT&T’s bill collectors. #
• @elliottng, man, botting alone will net you a few thousand followers on Twitter. Sure, you’ll be following 20,000 yourself, but still… #
• “Cupcakes are always better when you have an orgy on them. Especially chocolate.” #
• @patjenkins, heh, true. But I wonder if it can be truly avoided? There’s an inherent risk, but that risk (I think) is dissipating. Not sure. #
• I like that Twitter thinks my mass-murderer picture is nice! #
• @Kalli, I think “My Mounting Pants” makes for a great band name! #
• Inappropriate work conversations: “It’s a win-win-win!” Me: “It’s a three-way!” …. Silence prevails. #
• @patjenkins, yes, well, no. But you know your boss is tweeting, whereas mine is too stressed out to look at the Internet :) #
• Disturbing song o’ the day: Xiu Xiu’x “Buzz Saw.” Always cacophonous, but “You’re acne is like a pearl”? Man alive. And yet, feels right #
• Your, not your. Homonyms flanked the Grammarians’ main column and attacked its baggage train without mercy. #
• Gawd, can I just stop typing for awhile>?>?>? #
• Book: “Stolen Fields: A Story of Eminent Domain & the Death of the American Dream.” Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. #

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