BRENTZILLA

• Why I hate Facebook No. 288: Pet Hotties being proffered to me. Uh, I don’t actually get shit AND most of your “hotties” ain’t burning me up #
• Universe, please. #
• I have 3.8 hours of tweet reading tomorrow. My boss will bill all y’all later. #
• Dammit, Universe is telling to go home via suspect mocha. Blech. #
• @vmarinelli, between definite articles and “prodigious,” I’ve used up my arsenal of smartbombs. #
• @sflovestory, just today — the East Bay is usually warmer and clearer than the West Bay, especially in the morning. #
• Wolf Parade’s new album, “At Mount Zoomer.” Must give it time — has yet to grab my brain and make me its obsessively humming bitch, yet. #
• @vmarinelli: ZOMG! >>>BLUSCH BLUSCH>>ack! #

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