BRENTZILLA

• WHY ARE PEOPLE I AM FOLLOWING FOLLOWING KIM KARDASHIAN AND WHY ARE YOU RETWEETING IT INTO MY FACE GAAAAAHHHH #
• So, I’m at the Red Devil Lounge, where I await a performance by a 16-piece Michael Jackson cover band. How did this happen to me? #
• Extra small panties??? #
• @DrewCurtis YOU CANT HADNLE THE CAPSLOVL! #
• @califmom IT WAS ACTUALLY AWESOME #
• The MJ cover band is called Foreverland and it was completely excellent #
• Yes, those are nice Crocs, Mr. Wrangler-Jeans-Wearing-Dude-With-a-Porsche-Cap-On, but can you wear your food like *this*? [Strike a pose.] #
• WHY ARE YOU SMILING AT ME, GIRL WEARING A “CLASS OF ‘13″ T-SHIRT? Is this a test or a sting operation or just grossing me out? #
• I can’t believe it but there are churches in Berkeley didn’t the communists outlaw them? #

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