BRENTZILLA

• I’m giving drinking a bad, bad name. #
• Today, at breakfast, we decided The Universe will only be called Universe. Definite articles are so distancing. #
• Crap. I gotta catch up with Twitter for the last 36 hours — considering all y’all’s prodigious output, that’s hours. Also: Father’s Day. #
• The Bay Area has 30 public transport services. All of which can suck my dick. #
• Chicken and waffles with @h9 and @56yearoldpervert (who is scared of this culinary awesomeness, but game!). Then, “Incredible Hulk.” #

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