BRENTZILLA

• Told a fellow American I’m Muslim and somehow didn’t get stabbed, beat, kicked, shot, whipped, smashed or otherwise mutilated. Weird. #
• @sweatsinthecity @califmom, that is what we call an exaggeration TIMES INFINITY. #
• @misc, true, but the TechCrunch bullpen invite it. A sad bunch, overall. #
• @ccg, I’d explore anything that disassociates you from Google services. A disaster unfolding. #
• @califmom @detweiler, it’s hard to talk to old people. #
• In a valiant effort to hide my various packages, the postman scattered them throughout the length of the public sidewalk. Somehow, it worked #
• I am embarrassed to be associated with all you fucking retarded racist bitches, and I am ashamed for you. #
• @patjenkins, all this anti-Muslim crap is pissing me off. http://bit.ly/b1uRSE #
• If I failed as much as Twitter does, I’d be dead from exposure to the elements. #
• Yeah, your latest Twitter meme is already old. #
• Ironyverse is populated by hipsters tweeting about how much hipsters sucks. #

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