BRENTZILLA

• The only thing “pro” about me is my writing and my liver. I know you’re asking about my qualifications, dammit! #
• First hot day of summer, so @SFBART — a most delicate transit system — is breaking down while overstuffing people in unconditioned cars #
• I just drove four blocks. WHO AM I?? #
• @AGSHender, not in the Bay Area, sir! Well, maybe San Jose. But dammit, I’m in Berkeley. #
• Looks like John McCain’s gambit of transforming himself into a retard to remain senator to a bunch of retards has paid off. Also? Retard. #
• @biorhythmist, not always! Sometimes base 6 #

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