BRENTZILLA

• Sources tell me a chick “punched out” my ex’s car window. Ex: “The East Bay of SF is a hateful place.” Actually, that’s what we call karma. #
• @dugitman yeah, Identica is a twitter clone. Getting the same shit. #
• @ctsinclair very useful! #
• @beerandtv, I read the alternative meaning behind that sentence. Sigh. I am so sad. #
• @beerandtv TAKE THAT BACK OR I’LL POUND YOU! Wait. #
• The exec in charge of our division is KILLING ME WITH COLDPLAY. #
• Swap out “Old Men” for “Old Women” and give the dog part to “Old Men,” and this describes who’s attracted to me: http://bit.ly/cl3t0U #
• @erelmartin, I’ll have you know that I had to look that up to get your joke, miss! #

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