BRENTZILLA

• Kids: “Frak Off” does not a cool shirt make, dumbasses. #
• Hey Identica! These people you keep saying are following me aren’t actually following me! So, you’re spamming. Stop. #
• I wish the U.S. had a culture that embraced bidets. I wish I knew how to use one. What do I do now? Shit. #
• Google is the ultimate suck on the Internet now. So, how do I break free? Not so easy, not so easy. #
• What is a good alternative to Gmail? No, not Yahoo Mail or Hotmail, dick. I’m being serious here. #
• @wcopley, you ask the important questions. #

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