BRENTZILLA

• Little bit fevery today, which happens to be Furilla Guerilla Wednesday (look it up if you don’t believe me). ANYWAY, truths to spout forth. #
• I’m going to be in Denver this weekend. Anyone interested in hanging out on Saturday night? I think we’ll be in the downtown area. #
• Furilla Gorilla: “Indian burritos” are just wraps with Indian food in them. You’re welcome. #
• @enricolimcaco, forget what? #
• Furilla Gorilla: If you let your iced coffee sit for three minutes, it will taste better. TRUTH! #
• Furilla Gorilla: @joethepeacock remains a douche. #
• Furilla Gorilla: My head hurts. I need aspirin or two fingers of Woodford Reserve. And soup. Hot spicy soup. And tissue. Ouch. #
• @chickenlittle a plague of AWESOME #
• Furilla Gorilla: I hate No People who are always down on everyone’s ideas but their own. STAY AWAY. You are the bane of creativity. #
• For being the most crucial component of the Internet for most of the English-speaking world, Google is so full of fail this past year. #
• Furilla Gorilla: My head is hot and my feet are cold and I am a sad sack of humanity booo. #
• Furilla Gorilla: That sucks, @joethepeacock. #
• Furilla Gorilla: Shit, I forgot the cold hard facts I was gonna spread all over you. #
• “Brent, you do not look well.”

  “Thanks, Anya.”

  “This is not a compliment.”

  “THANKS, ANYA.”

  Anya is German. #

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