BRENTZILLA

• Taco Bell’s “street tacos” compete with taco trucks. Only when I’m plastered! So, yeah, TB has a fighting chance. http://fk.cm/go/553562 #
• @ctsinclair, keep an eye on Craigslist, sir! #
• Playing the xx over and over cannot make it better, with the lights turned on #
• I love winter in the Bay Area this time of the year. It’s so festive. #
• I’m kind of a tweeter’s tweeter. Twitterer’s twitterer? Damn it. #
• @erelmartin, yeah, I’d argue you out and out lied to the poor guy. #
• You guys it is chickenpox not chicken pox GOD #
• Unfollowed @earlybird because, really, how dumb is that? PRETTY DUMB, and not in a funny way. #
• Also, Twitter, when I X out someone in your “Who to follow” suggestions? That means don’t insistently redisplay them. I know better than you #
• Seriously dwarf, can you do a little dance and leave your friends behind? This day drags. OH OH ohhh, you’re just walking. Sadface emoticon. #
• I told him he sucks at Twitter because I knew he’d appreciate the feedback. #
• Dear Patrick Stewart, know that when you have passed away, I will mourn you. Thought you’d like to hear that now instead of later. #
• @drau9r, yeah, actually, Bing always comes up with a lot more useful info when I’m stalkin — er, checking in on — ex girlfriends. #
• @lawrencecoburn, would love to know how many users are active, and remain active :) #
• @lawrencecoburn, would be a good ratio if it’s a real number! #

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