BRENTZILLA

• @vmarinelli, wait, what? @emilybrianna wasn’t already a follower of She Who Evils the Twitter? #
• @wcopley :( #
• Feeling [insert I HATE EVERYTHING emoticon] today. #
• Read label of the “Trader Joe’s Black Beluga Lentils (Fully Cooked),” most of which I just consumed — 69 percent dietary fiber. Oh crap. #
• Ack, Fark submitter: I get why you confuse “that” and “which,” but “that” and “where”… really? #
• Hate it when people say they like Batman more than Superman: “He’s a regular guy who earned his powers.” Dude’s a homicidal billionaire. #
• I mean, Batman? An angry billionaire in tights? What, you want Larry Ellison or Steve Jobs “protecting your town” in Cirque Du Soleil? Crazy #
• @TIHSHO, you can play detective when you’re obsessed and rich, too! #
• I like Superman because he exercises restraint despite his awesome powers, @TIHSHO. And he works for a living! #
• @TIHSHO, Wayne Foundation is just one giant-ass tax write-off. Plus, he’s got to look good to the public to cover up his insane bloodthirst #
• Yeah, Catwoman? Totally hot. But she can’t even take down Robin. Or can she? Whatever, she can’t take down Batman… #
• Via Fark: Top 10 places to live in the U.S. Uh… any list that puts Houston at No. 4 and Boise No. 2? Fraudulent: http://tinyurl.com/5u5hsv #
• @sflovestory, I want science with my top 10 lists! STAT #
• Russert, dead, wow. Heart attack. #
• In other news, R. Kelly found not guilty. Victory for freedom of expression. Headed down to school yard now to express myself. #
• @Kalli, yeah, I had to download “Handbags and Gladrags” — dig that song! #
• @eveofdoom, always thought 2003 Hulk would have been great if I’d worn an iPod and just watched it! #
• Let’s see: 158 followers this morning, 165 this afternoon,157 now. Methinks peeps would have me not express myself at the school yard… #
• @Kalli, we don’t become cougars at 35 — we become dudes girls want to sleep with. Weird, but true. #

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