BRENTZILLA

• I AM MONKEY HEAR ME HOOT! HOOOO-HOOOO hoooooooo… #
• Tip from your Uncle Brent, ladies: Everybody hates ninjas. #
• Testing, testing: ██cu██nts. #
• @sweatsinthecity, hey, not all of us make a living dealing with such characters! #
• Nearly every day, there’s this little old Asian lady who runs for BART slower than I stroll. Adorable. #

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