BRENTZILLA

• @Kalli and Darth Vader, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G… etcetera… #
• “The Road” movie is coming, but I survived the Season 7 of “Friends.” What horrors could a post-nuke world hold for me? Also: Needs zombies. #
• And here comes “Love Guru,” AKA “Austin Powers 9: The Same Jokes You’ll Laugh at Anyway.” I will drink and tweet tonight. You’ve been warned #
• Hint for spammers: Revisit and reconsider the subject of your emails. “See Britney Spears bikini shots” ain’t doing nothing for nobody. #
• Hmm: 10 new followers, followed by two deletes. Was it the kitties thing? I don’t really crunch them into furry balls of boney goo, promise. #
• Beer 1: Summer twilit evenings in Berkeley, when the air is sweet and the breeze breathes warm? Beautiful stuff. #
• Skip to beer 5: Just used the word “lavacious” (am I spelling that right?). And, every chick loves me! I’m not even drunk! SRSLY. #
• Beer whatever: Dang. WERD! Bethesda. Krishna. Creole. Feel. Lamp. I love lamp. Freshman plucks them bass strings. DON’T YOU LOOK AT ME!! #
• Beer more: “You’re not the guy who anything.” Sweet. #
• @CcSteff, take the F to the U to the C to the K! HELL YEAH! #
• Weird how writing “19″ when typing out my birthdate seems so archaic and historic. #
• Hey, Mr. “We Need 90 Minutes” Freelancer: When we’re done in less than an hour and you say “I’m killing time”? Yeah, you’re doing it wrong. #
• That falafel left my breath uber-garlicy. Like, kill-someone scent. Like, mass-murder stink. I’m gonna have to register this lethal weapon. #
• @joethepeacock, who the hell are two out of four of those peeps? #
• @DrewCurtis, yeah, I know what you mean, it’s like 71 here in Berkeley. MELTING HERE #
• @FarkerPeaceboy, @chickenlittle, @DrewCurtis, @joethepeacock — really? We’re going to discuss THAT in THIS forum? ($13.40 an hour, btw) #
• Erm… seems I’m missing some of @CcSteff’s list of radical crap to do in Richmond. Failwhale? #
• Tired of the word “click.” Help is just a click away! One click and you’re there! Click for dick! (erm, actually, “click for chick!” Yah…) #
• @emilybrianna: DER! DUH! DERRR! #
• Elderlies and invalids hanging in their still and obstinate death herds are fine, as long as they stay out of my parking spot. I hate you. #
• @emilybrianna, reference? I just like acting like a retread… #

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