BRENTZILLA

• Drinnnnnnking. You wish you were with me drinnnnnnnnking. #
• Why do the retards who like Portland’s Upright Brewing keep atting me? Use “at,” dummies. #
• @_loveclaire, sorry, I’ll switch it up. #
• Please don’t write fancy if you’re not a writer. It. Does. Hurt. #
• Google’s logo: There is no rhyme or reason. Nerds, not people who care about this shit, designed it. Therein lies the problem with Google. #
• I am going to win. Whatever that means. I’ll feel it when it happens. OR MAKE IT HAPPEN! Nah, I don’t have that many white collars. #
• No plans tonight — anyone doing anything fun? #

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