BRENTZILLA

• @erelmartin: WORST. CARE PACKAGE. EVAR. #
• THIS SUGARLESS PUDDING HAS NO PUDDING FLAVOR. #
• @califmom mmmmm… #
• @ohheygreat, once, I was waiting too long at an intersection daydreaming, some kids called out, “HEY, MR. TESH! JOHN TESH! HEY! GO!” Sadface #
• @califmom, I refuse. #
• BUT I’M RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED BY THE RUSH! #
• @califmom I AM A SON OF THE SEA! #
• @BrilliantOrange, yeah, sorry your life has run its course so quickly — email it to me. #
• @lawrencecoburn, oh shit! #
• @califmom OH FIEN #
• @califmom LIST OF AWESOME #
• @enricolimcaco, I heart-it-races that band! #
• Mehserle decision at 4pm today. Rioting expected. Company’s ordered us to evacuate building. First, I’ll finish eating my sandwich. #
• Company evacuating all 28 floors AT THE SAME TIME. So no ones getting out anytime soon. Logistics, people! #
• BART, being ever prepared, left the escalators running backward. Planning, people, planning! #
• @enricolimcaco, my sandwich was of peace. Turkey, lettuce, tomato, dash of fear, light spread of mayo. #
• Nervous laughs all around. Mostly from — HEE HEE! HEE HEEEE — whites. Oh look, the 3-car train! It’s too crowded. WANH WAAAAANH. HEE HEE! #
• BART, which played a big role in planning the evacuation of downtown Oakland pre-verdict, has sent a 4-car train. Next one? 3. Sigh. Fail. #
• (Sorry for the sequence fail. Twitter for iPhone’s fault.) #
• HOT AS FUCK ON THIS TRAIN. So this is what humanity fleeing urban areas smells like. #
• Someone smart brought a service dog she’s training onto the refugee train. It will either be trampled or eaten. Or both! We’ll see. Mmm… #
• Response by city of Oakland, BART and downtown businesses to expected rioting: B for planning, D for execution. #
• Am home. If riots occur, they’ll happen later this evening, just like last time. #

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