BRENTZILLA

• @drewcurtis, yeah, you got on Twitter during a prolonged retardation of the site. #
• Oh yeah: Hey everybody, Fark.com’s @drewcurtis is onboard — get on or get, uhm… no, don’t get off. #
• We had Han Solo’s home planet right, but still managed not to win the money at trivia tonight. LAIM! #
• @lisaga, invite me please! :) #
• It’s 75 degrees in the office, but chick coworkers still insist it’s “cold.” Freakin’ chicks… #
• @lisaga, man alive, been trying to find “Reinventing the Sacred” for a week now — searched for “Challenging the Sacred,” failed the googles #
• @Jonahstein tweets! Finally :) #
• A catalog printed, a catalog conceived. This is why daddy hits you, kids. #
• @lisaga, heh, it’s the same program KQED broadcast last week which lead me to seek out the book. Great stuff. #
• Wow: AT&T is charging an additional $10 for iPhone 3G. This, combined with Apple shipping “SIM ejector tool” with every iPhone, means…? #
• Fark headline o’ the day happened yesterday: “Disagreements shake Djibouti. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake Djibouti” #
• I hate it when my boxer-briefs are more boxer than brief. Especially on sweaty warm days… #
• This is how I shrug at you in IM: ??>>SHRUG<<??. I also like: !>@-DIE-@<! And: @joethepeacock u r dum. #
• I once purchased the Best Gift Ever for @joethepeacock. He’s resented me ever since. #
• Told to write book covers one way (”Fresh! Sexy! Short!”), then told to do it another (”Authoritative! Comprehensive!”). Just decide, please #
• Uh, @theonion, I liked it better when you updated once or twice day. Yeah, yeah, I know, casting stones at glass houses, et cetera… #
• Retweeting @TIHSHO (thank you sir!): http://www.artconspiracy.com/files/2144117475/midget.jpg. #
• “Every day I wake up / I choose love / I choose light!” Not usually my bag, but I’m into The Submarines’s song, “You, Me & The Bourgeoisie.” #
• Some kitties are so cute, I don’t even want to crush them into a mealy, wet-warm, fibrous pulp. But I always do. #

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