BRENTZILLA

• Feeling disassociated from my body. Like, my soul shifted right of my body. Or my body drifted left. #
• Facebook keeps sending me emails saying I’m nicer smelling than you. HA HA! Suck it, stinky. #
• Hourly Twitter rant: Twitter goes gray in an effort to ramp up for WWDC. LAIM. End hourly Twitter rant #
• And, OM freakin G, what the hell is wrong with Gmail? No, it’s not me, it’s you. #
• It occurrs to me that I didn’t know how to not be in a relationship. Three dot five years later? I don’t know that I know how to be in one. #
• @hotheadred: I don’t have to take this test! I already graduated. The piece of paper says I’m a bachelor! #

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