BRENTZILLA

• @herdnoise tried explaining what rose wine was (”It’s like a cross between a red and white wine”) because he thinks I’m a total retread. #
• @h9, just unfollowed someone and @twitter smacked down my reading. WTF? Amateur hour is usually an hour, not several weeks. #
• Today’s Berkeley traffic report: FUCK YOU POST-HIPPY BOOMER BABY BEAMER DRIVER. Brought to you by anger, impatience. #
• I follow @monsantoco because @monsantoco is sooo funny and engaging and all about revealing itself as totally real! I feel it’s pain! Truly #

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