BRENTZILLA

• Of the 10 or so new followers I gained recently, I only received three alerts. DM me, let me know, cuz I ain’t ignoring you. #
• “I think you’re reticent.” “You think I’m reticent?” “Yes.” “I have to pee.” #
• For @ohheygreat’s b-day, I nudged a bicyclist into a bus; testified against the driver; he went to prison. Then I flipped off an old person. #

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