BRENTZILLA

• @Anderrhea err… SFW, that is. #
• @erelmartin, copy > paste > send to me! #
• Guys, if you have big junk, skip The Gap’s boxer-briefs, they won’t provide the support you need. Seeking recommendations. #
• I’m having a beer. You should, too. #
• We usually think we are good people, can figure out how to justify our fucked-up actions. But sometimes, you know, you can’t SHAKE > UNDO #
• @QuinnK hee hee! Hee hee hee! #
• Sadly, I’m becoming one of those TGIF guys. #
• @sweatsinthecity noted! Duly so! #
• This is the subtlest joke. #
• Wrist is sore WAIT NO I AM A WRITER DAMMIT #

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