BRENTZILLA

• I like to people watch, but I don’t mean checking out doughy white men running in their biz casuals to avoid sprinkles. But really, I do. #
• I’m reading “Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us.” Well, I was, but enh. #
• @sweatsinthecity ewwww… #
• Watching people compose tweets on their mobile devices is a pretty painful thing. Except they look like assholes. That makes me laugh. #
• (Said the guy who composed this tweet on a mobile device.) #
• She’s pregnant! We’re getting married! #
• @sweatsinthecity, just saying man-ass is not what makes life beautiful. #
• RT @seanhussey: Slashdot’s April Fool’s joke is great this year! They’re claiming to be relevant! Oh, you guys. #
• Not that I’m a whore or anything, but I do fuck for followers. #
• Lazy Interwebs, point me to something awesome. #

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