BRENTZILLA

• @lizbrazo, it occurred on Monday. I walked by the scene. I later heard about it on KQED. Here’s a story: http://bit.ly/aWeudn #
• Recycled office chit-chat is sooo satisfying in that “I breathe therefore I live therefore I AM A ROBOT WHO EATS HUMAN SOULS” sorta way. #
• “I already paid for that NEH HEH HEH,” said the woman who always tacks NEH HEH HEH at the end of every sentence she speaks. Again. #
• I am a man who hates serial commas and is working for a company that insists on them… for internal communications. Public gets a free pass #
• Anyone need a ticket to see Pavement at Berkeley’s Greek Theater on Friday, June 25th? If you respond via Twitter, I’ll waive my gouge fee. #
• For @CcSteff’s cat: “Through the fish-eyed lens of tear-stained eyes. I can barely define, the shape of this moment in time…” #
• @califmom, I am sorry. #

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