BRENTZILLA

• UK v. Cornell: Did anyone make a joke about the Ivory League yet? Okay, there, done. Ivory League. #
• RT @lucaskrech: Oakland, CA. White male fat w/ red hair driving gold Hummer did #hit&run on my mom(now in hospital) Can RTs find this jerk? #
• This freaking week has fucked with me enough. I am done, you bastard M-F! I will rage and go wilding! Shake my fist impotently in the air! #
• Knew I was at a UK fan bar last night because of all the farts. Lingering, never fading farts. And all that blue. That too. #
• “Fart” should be trending on Twitter soon, if it’s not already. You guys just dig talking about farts today. Me too. Fart. #
• Man, Steve Jobs certainly has some short pants: http://gizmodo.com/5503004/steve-jobs-and-eric-schmidt-spotted-together-again #
• Goodbye @FakeAPStylebook! I’ll remember those time of yore, when you were funny! #

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