BRENTZILLA

• Off to drink with book types. Expect to be asked about all sorts of books I haven’t read. Beer will cure questions. #
• People wonder why we are in the book industry. Standard response: “I love books.” But it’s really all the booze and blow. And free hookers. #
• @vmarinelli, you mean “Tweet the Truth” as prime directive of the post-modern-hegemony-Webernets is so much pap? Dang. Okay: “I love books.” #
• Poking brain with caffeine, but the “drinking coffee” thing is a bit indirect. Inventing direct feed via trepanning. Did I spell that right? #
• “…trays of coke, lots of tissues. I was all, Damn, let’s get this job done!” Sigh: “The romance, gone… modern orgies are so industrial.” #
• @vmarinelli: REMOVE SAID DAUGHTER FROM VICINITY, STAT #
• Book industy killed its budget with all the rockstar partying last night, so we’re taking the bus to convention center. Oh, head… #
• Riding through L.A.’s Koreatown, which is huge. Feel like I need a passport. #
• Barista: “You’re No. 69.” Lady: “Yeah I am!” Me: “BWA HA HA HA!” Everyone else: “…” I’m such a child. But so is she, so nyah! #
• All this gladhanding has resulted in hand no being glad. This may interfere with gladhanding tonight! #
• Beautiful L.A. day. Probably not the best time to duck into dark psuedo-Irish pub for a fatass burger which induces coma. Need nap now. #

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