BRENTZILLA

• @ctsinclair, you didn’t even need to use your AK? #
• To be less profane, use OMGeeeeez. #
• @kellydeal, knew it #
• @TIHSHO, inorite??? #
• Breaking: Ultrafarkers reportedly migrating from SF toward San Luis Obispo. Locals advised to “remain calm” and “hide beer.” Details at 10. #
• Roadtrip! Getting my shit together, about to go through my rituals. Egg McMuffin is a GO. Gah. #
• Do y’all have roadtrip rituals? You know, like eating an Egg McMuffin, or masturbating furiously from an overpass upon the highway below? #
• Or stopping to read every historical landmark? #
• ROAD TRIP TO THE SLO! Mindi suggests that residents just leave their beer and daughters out on the porch. More efficient that way. #
• @wcopley, that’s expensive! Karma shouldn’t cost! #
• @marybeary, Mindi, Meg and I are headed to San Luis Obispo to eat crab and pick up chicks. #
• Meg: “We’re headed to San Luis to eat chicks and pick up crabs.” Wait. #
• I love driving 280 after it is been rainy and it is sunny and it is empty. Gorgeous. #
• Almost there, SLO! Defcon 2 in full effect. #
• http://brizzly.com/pic/1PQD #
• http://brizzly.com/pic/1PQZ #
• If you thought “2girls1cup” was bad, wait til you see my latest, “2 Innocent Midwestern Ladies Learn the True Meaning of Xmas in March.” #

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