BRENTZILLA

• Uh oh! First unsolicited robocall ever on current cellphone service came from a fearmongering anti-healthcare reform group. Desperate much? #
• “I SMOKE! I’M SPECIAL! WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME!” Seriously, you cab read this poor hipster bastard like an open book. #
• “I SMOKE! I’M SPECIAL! WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME!” Seriously, you can read this poor hipster bastard like an open book. #
• Almost have to admire the suit who rips it loud in a crowded BART car and doesn’t even smirk. Except he’s also probably the Worst Dad Ever. #
• Agronash: Unit of time measuring submission of a password, realizing it’s wrong, and waiting for a site to tell you what you already know. #
• In an agronash, he decided the cloud looked more like Dick Cheney than a retarded seal, defined life, then asked, “Is this decaf? Fuck.” #
• Y’ALL DIDN’T APPRECIATE COREY WHILE HE WAS STILL HERE WITH US AND NOW HE’S GONE SO SUCK ON THAT *cri cri cri* #
• “Corey Feldman! Corey Hart! The cube is now a square (and how), but we still love you!” — Humanity #
• @EndTheRoboCalls, the number came up as “0000000000.” I didn’t let it go to voicemail. Next time! #
• Okay peeps — need me some new music. Give it up, tell, reveal your hidden lusts. #
• Okay, now that they’re widely known as “tramp stamps,” have the ladies stopped getting them? Does extinction loom? Or are they blowing UP? #
• AOL ACTION NEWS TEAM WITH @joethepeacock! Details at 11. #
• Yeah, I wanted new music but forgot I had Sunset Rubdown’s Dragonslayer on hand, sooo, yeah, this album kills your Audioslave dead x2. #
• @lisaga, only when I want to touch music. Not as unholy as it may sound. But kinda. Maybe more. #
• AP Stylebook has entries for “free-for-all” and “free-range,” but nothing for “free” because they charge for the book and are communists. #
• FAILWHALE! Thar she blows! (And not in a good way.) #
• I dread the imminent and inexorable change in time. Much like your mom. #

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