BRENTZILLA

• If you ain’t getting Angel Touch 2-ply Septic Safe toilet papah (12 double rolls = 24 reg rolls), you just some viral marketers bitch, mang. #
• @expat_erin, check out The Forgotten to see how much worse it can get. (Not my fault! Lost leads into it. ABC is made up of bastards.) #
• Tonight, @56yearoldpervert is going to force me to eat Japanese food consisting of fried chicken skin and squirrel nuts. #
• “Coffee flavored coffee.” Hoping my sarcasm.com account is just down for a bit. #
• Meanwhile… “Really, what I would like to do is work on the value proposition and BLAH BLAH BLAAAHHH x inifinity.” Douche, shut it! Shut! #

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