BRENTZILLA

• Berkeley drivers, bikers or bus drivers: Whom do I hate the most? It is a mystery, for I hate all sooo much. #
• Yeah, no doubt @ohheygreat. When NPR aired a perspective about the local biker who takes up an entire lane because it’s “safer,” I screamed. #
• Dude, you’ve GOT TO BE KIDDING, @awryone — I wore that tape out :) #
• Vera IM: “…but i hate that she is making me into this girl who sits and eats pie. ok, so i would have eaten the pie anyway. It was tasty.” #
• Expert, “Casual” and Family lines at airport security. HEEuge line of experts gaped as I whipped thru Casual. Who’s the expert now, bitches? #
• Striptease at security, however, gained me no dollahs because it was just Casual. Lame! #
• As I await my breakfast burrito in OAK, I’m reminded how much I despise @absintheglow (even of his new album is sweet). #
• Oakland Airport, the good: Breakfast burrito. The bad: Free wifi not working. The ugly: Woman next to me. She’s loud and ruining my burrito #
• @everywherewoman, mah iPhone kicks my editing skeelz’z ass. In other news, Fark is spared until I get a wifi connection. #
• @wcopley, let’s call it Gary. “Would you like a spot of Gary?” “Mmmm… no. Got some Joe?” “Joe? Are you very gay?” #
• Lady in line doesn’t understand connecting flights. “Cleveland? This line’s for L.A. Why does it say Cleveland? Are we going to Cleveland?” #
• This barbarian is almost at the gate: Helloooooo El Freakin’ A #
• Checking to see if I can tweet while jetting thru the atmosphere at 3 million mph. Guessing not. #
• Not sure why barista was so excited that I ordered a Starbucks Doubleshot(R) on Ice Beverage. Bet it’s good, though. I CAN’T WAIT FOR IT! #
• Man, this drink sucks butt. Meanwhile, all this tweeting has somehow led me into an area that does not let me exit airport. Sweet. #
• You know how the Bay Area is sunny and cold in spring? L.A. is sunny and warm. Clever. #
• I think TSA agent thought I was a star, kept calling me “sir” as he escorted me out of LAX. This is the life! #
• Book Expo America is like Comicon, with less color, more sad, and an equal number of fat people. #

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