BRENTZILLA

• @jenny8lee: Nope — it means no one on the Internet remembers what a pad is. SNIGGER SNIGGER O ME 2 SNRK #
• Because the world needs to know: “Who has four thumbs and is seeing double?” (via @chickenlittle) #
• I am on a porch, smoking pineapple-and-grapefruit shisha. And, far away, I hear The Outfield’s “Your Love.” Await Tricia’s hate text. #
• Ah, there’s the hate! Gonna guess the word “punk” is involved. #
• The Most Serene Republic of Venice. I want to live in a place that called itself the most serene. Even if it weren’t true. Me. There. So in. #
• @indefensible, it doesn’t age well. What’s your favorite shisha? #
• @ally’all — because even if it weren’t true, we’d try to live up to it. #
• @sflovestory, uhm, GG? Golden Girl? #
• To sleep, perchance to get some goddamn shut eye. STUPID BROKEN FRIG! I will write a sonnet soon. #
• Indy’s mayor puts up shrimp in Super Bowl bet with the mayor of New Orleans. Shrimp. New Orleans. Ha ha. Oh, boy… #
• @sweatsinthecity DRINK THE WHISKEY. That’s why ND hasn’t outlawed it. Unless it has. I dunno. #

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