BRENTZILLA

• I edited crap until my eyes bled. I bleed for you, Corporate Citizenry That Never Reads This Stuff Anyway and Now I See Why. For you. #
• Of course I don’t need an Apple tablety thingy. Need is not the reason I’ll go through five, six of them. It’s the porn, baby. It’s the porn #
• @shreddd, how often are you at Cafe Madrid? We oughta meet up for coffee. #
• Rest assured, unlike Microsoft and Yahoo, I will not follow the law simply to conduct billion-dollar business in China. Just so you know. #
• Missed BART, missed elevator ZOMG day is already a disaster! #
• I’ve launched a microblogging service called Bitchr. Sorry I’m stealing 94.3% of your user base, Twitter! #
• (Yes, yes, I know, I’m my own No. 1 user.) #
• Scoop: Apple smartwatch (confirmed name iWatch) spotted on wrists of John Mayer, John Hodgeman outside Starbucks in SF. #
• Yeah, so, I hear Brizzly and Favstar are what people are using. Maybe I’ll check them out. Need more suggestions, give ‘em up. #
• SHHHHH! Steve’s talking! #
• Awww, Steve’s put a pic up of my first laptop! http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/01/apple-creation-0074-rm-eng.jpg #
• iPad. I mean, I knew the iSlate was a no-go, but… huh. #
• Still, it’s not like I giggle when I pick up a pad of paper. Har har! Oh, wait, uh… #
• @engadget is failwhaling, the bastards. #
• @briggsb I want? I really do. But not in the same way I wanted an iPhone. Guessing top end model is $899. #
• Uhm, seriously? Automatic image outlines against text in Pages? That is friggin’ awesome. #
• Oh. AT&T. Oh. #
• @briggsb, do I win? :) #
• @briggsb, I declare not a draw, but two winnarz #
• If you get a 3G iPad in markets that don’t do 3G well — you know, like the Bay Area — are you sadly optimistic or the butt of my taunting? #

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