BRENTZILLA

• Oh god here I come #sftu #
• @expat_erin, you should be. Lame. Let this be the end of the Dep fiction. Let it! #
• We shall overcome something but you left before we could and wahahahah whugh> #
• Great news, @patjenkins and @funnydaytoo! #
• STFU #SFTU! You hurt my head and my liver. It’s all your fault. Ow. (Also, great meeting you peeps!) #
• @sweatsinthecity, you broke my liver last night. Fix. #
• @sweatsinthecity is a trouper, a trooper and a beer thief. #
• My friend: “I don’t think she’s unhappy. She’s got a yellow car. People who drive yellow cars are not unhappy.” #
• What is it about Oakland that the servers at restaurants never know what the soup of the day is? Seriously. #

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