BRENTZILLA

• New apartment, new job, new project that may become my life — it’s all new, yet I have to admit, it feels like a rinse and repeat… #
• Some retards on Twitter don’t realize that the “@” will lead to a Twitter account. Apparently, there’s a place out there called “Upright.” #
• Dear @amazon: Your inability to deliver anything to my place without a signature is the reason I didn’t use you to shop for Christmas. Fix. #
• @weirdo513, it’s all of them. Stuck at USPS right now. Not fun. #

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