BRENTZILLA

• @sflovestory, tell Blackwater I love their “product” :) #
• @crispycracka WRONG! #
• Why people download music illegally: John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Roads” is a buck 29 on iTunes. HA! #
• I can’t pretend to be clever anymore. But, I think you all new that. #
• Knew that. Knee. Knew. #
• Humor and time are not friends and rarely, if ever, compatible. Like, every Mike Meyer film ever, and the future. (Whisper: Forever…) #
• What if your best friend’s name was Tiger? “Hey Tiger, should I be, like, concerned about all this shit going down?” ROWR! “Right on! #
• Is Gmail laggy for everyone else today? #
• Okay, I’m signing up to be a @TwitCauseStar, meaning I’m giving @TwitCause permission to auto-post a RT for their latest causes. For now… #
• Must. Not. Get. Pissed. Must not… no… no… okay. #

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