BRENTZILLA

• @lisaga, I feel your new order/joy division "ceremony" pain. That’s still one of my favorite songs. #
• Kid is wandering around the cafe, smelling everything you’d not want her to smell of you were her mom. Me? Cringing, laughing too loud #
• iPhone’s autocorrect is my friend: The kind that sniggers as it sets you up to look retahded. Meanwhile: Mom discovers kid at work, freaks. #
• Note: Make sure never to introduce @joethepeacock to iPhone autocorrect… #
• Heh. Crackheads stole a major copper pipe from the building, so now we have no running water. It’s gonna be one of those days… #
• Made the mistake of getting OWNED on Facebook. So, it’ll be out of control and I have to keep up, or no one will buy me and I’ll cri cri cri #

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