BRENTZILLA

• Hear the difference between low- and high-quality MP3s? Congrats, you’re a music snob! Get smug! But then you’re stuck with your old files. #
• Took 15 minutes composing a tweet, and it’s still not ready. It is my masterpiece! My legacy! My casting Liv Tyler as an elven warrioress! #
• Despite all that business-guru crap you read, persistance isn’t a “virtue.” It means you’re either obsessed, or don’t have a back-up plan. #
• ATTENTION, ATTENTION! The AT&T wifi hotspot at Starbucks on Sansome and Merchant in SF does not work and has not for too long.

  That is all. #

• Hmm… this makes for a good trivia question: http://bit.ly/2ytY6t #
• “Mom talked with me about having dessert parties to meet men. I bought Ding Dongs at 7-11. Who wants to make a baby?” (via @staciebauerle) #
• Surprised that they’re surprised Yahoo is competitive with Google: http://bit.ly/QkGOF. Yahoo is still the No. 1 content provider online. #
• VAGINA! Doo DooDoo Doo Dooooo! VAGINA! Doo DooDoo Doo Dooooo! #
• Don’t worry, Little Girl WIth WAY Too Many Freckles — someday, someone will love you. Maybe. Stay plucky in the face of adversity! #

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