BRENTZILLA

• Small business people who do their own marketing would be halfway there if they’d stop putting quotation marks around their mottos. Serious. #
• “Want to quickly look up all the registered sex offenders in your neighborhood? There’s an app for that.” #
• When a dude is sleeping on BART with his hand down his sweats, you know that guy’s got balls. #
• Yeah yeah, John Yoo is effed up, but the Bush Administration would have tortured prisoners anyway. Not a good human, but Yoo’s a scapegoat. #
• Exactly: http://bit.ly/4q3SG0 #
• “The boys made a lovely grave for a praying mantis. I was going to say a prayer, then sang ‘Like a Prayer’ instead.” (via @FarkerPeaceboy) #
• To anyone who voted for Bush twice, and now is calling Obama a Nazi: You are why people say “I am ashamed of my nation.” You’re embarrassing #
• Checking out Madden 10. Still think the world ended when the Cardinals made the Super Bowl. A sad day. #

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