BRENTZILLA

• You know how you leave disc in your computer for months? “The Best of Corey Hart.” Sigh. I would say “FML,” but this story is actually true. #
• Sometimes I have coffee and get a headache. But if I don’t get my coffee, you will have a headache. Guaranteed. #
• CIA secret jails feature “nonslip floors and flexible, plywood-covered walls to soften the impact of being slammed into the wall.” Oh, good. #
• I’m having the best IM conversation with @joethepeacock right now. “This is my favorite conversation ever!” “Not mine.” Ouch. #
• Everytime I deposit a check, I leave my damn checkcard in the ATM. This time, however, i got it back. So ha ha, Universe, I win! #

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