BRENTZILLA

• Berkeleyians like to say “Only in Berkeley…” increduously, shaking their heads while smoking out and spraying patchouli everywhere. #
• i ate drunk i love you yes I do I really whA? #
• I have recently been inflicted by a spate of monkeys who do not know how to use ATMs, and study the problems posed for much too long. H8. #
• If you’re reading this, I probably don’t hate you. Yet. #
• FACT: I am going to a baseball game, where I’ll probably send you tweets about how I hate everyone, etc. END FACT. #
• God, I really do hate everyone. #
• In a world without potatoes, would we have sweet potatoes? Would we have “Yams 2″? Or we have called them “potatoes.” I’m very concerned. #
• Would. #

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