BRENTZILLA

• zzCHZzz… &T’s network is ZzzlLing #
• …CH CH CH my iPhone, strangling it wiZZZzzz… #
• …KKKzzzz no reception, zero recepSSSHHHion you may never receiCCCHHZZhis message in timEEEEEEEeeeee… #
• “When there’s nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.” #
• @Rsquared, seriously? Who talks on phones anymore in the Age of SMS? (Also, wondering what how many texts are sent by each country.) #
• Sociologists say “normative” instead of “normal.” Which is not normative. #
• The problem with being a genius is you can’t turn it off. Man, do I have a good time! #
• iTunes just paired Iron Maiden’s “Wasted Years” with Night Ranger’s “(You Can Still) Rock in America.” I apparently need more metal… #
• @Rsquared, I’ve collected a gazillion extra minutes from AT&T because I never speak on the phone! All my friends seem to text. #
• Dudes and bros and dudebros, I don’t know what my problem is, I still don’t find myself wanting to sex-up your frat asses. Wonder why… #
• Follow Friday theme: Peeps who’re funny beyond Twitter. @joethepeacock, @briggsb, @billdoty, @jimmywellington. Oh yeah, and @rupture. #FF #
• May have to revoke @joethepeacock’s funny card after that last tweet. (Returns to listening to “Your Ex-Lover Is Dead” by Stars.) #
• @joethepeacock, uh, what’s Freedom 90? #
• Am I retarded, or does Tweetie for Mac (no, not iPhone) not let you star people’s tweets? #
• @lilmar, bring me something techy-cool back :) #
• “Future Excavations of the Present Past.” It’s my photo thing from the future, via Tumblr. Stilll a work in progress: http://bit.ly/kvuYS #
• Okay, so I’m a reTARD. RT @jwisser: “The F key.” To star people. On Tweetie. For Mac. Sigh… #

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