BRENTZILLA

• Jennifer took me to SPQR for birthday dinner — two weeks later, still collecting bday dinners. Freakin’ lucrative! Now drinking beer. #
• Concept: "Nano-blogging." Five characters or less. Will call it… I dunno what. Idea for sale, who wants to buy it? You do! #
• @lisaga, wha? #
• @lisaga, no, but @wcopley wouldn’t anyway. I can’t believe you don’t know this about her! #
• At breakfast at La Note. Four guys at table next to us loudly declaiming stories about worldwide "intelligence work." Super secret! #
• Note to La Note: Cream of Wheat shouldn’t take 45 minutes to prepare. Thanks for saying sorry, though — my boss digs that. End snark. #
• Gee, I’m so happy — stoked, really — the Online Marketing kids took the day off. Now we can start getting serious around here. Finally! #
• Not sure if it was yesterday’s heat, but I’m feeling completely disconnected with my body today. Even caffeine fails to jump start. #
• EW! Ice cream day at the company! Feel bad for the Online Marketing kids who are totally missing out! More exclamation marks! !! #
• Already looking forward to >$2.00 beer across the street from The Independent, where The Dirtbombs are rockin’ out tonight. #
• @wcopley — yeah, but a good chance there’ll be stuff for you here on Monday. So many people are out today, it ain’t funny. #
• @absintheglow, are you joining me in my general contempt of the characters that distinguish SF Bay Area from the rest of the nation? #
• @56yroldpervert, when you come to visit, and if you make it to the East Bay, there’s a few ice cream shops you’ll want to try out… #
• Retweeting @elliotng: Added AmeriCares, Samaritan’s Purse, others to CN Earthquake Donation post… now 35+ ways to give… http://is.gd/gkw #
• Fark Submitters love to initial cap common Nouns. What are We, German? Step away from the Keyboard and calm your shift Finger down #
• Exactly: http://tinyurl.com/6a7egj #
• Hmm: 100 followers. Of the last 25 or so, Twitter’s only sent me an email regarding one. So I am not hating you; just don’t know who you are #
• Am now going. Am gonna sleep. Am gonna rock so much tonight, I’ll wish I had brought macaque. Cuz monkeys like to rock. (Apologies to @h9!) #

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