BRENTZILLA

• FACT: San Francisco is on the edge of the world. To leave it is to disappear off the face of the Earth. END FACT. #
• Need more one-liner rules for gamers to live by (those of you who have contributed, they are rad, thanks!). The rest of you: Go! Do it! #
• Casual Friday in SF’s Financial District ain’t very casual. Take off those ties! Get crazy! #
• The pope’s infallible, but he can still trip and fracture his wrist. FAIL. #
• “Custer’s Second to Last Stand.” #failedwesterns #
• “New Mexican Danceoff.” #failedwesterns #
• “How the West Was Won With Pox.” #failedwesterns #
• Huh. In SF’s South Park. You think you know a place, turn a corner, and you’re in a different world. #
• Because I’m tired of dwelling on it, I’m upgrading from my original gangsta iPhone. Will pour a drink to the homey who passed on tonight. #
• Know when you talk into a phone and there’s a sound of something vaster than space and more empty? At times, I get that feeling from Twitter #
• After all these years, I still don’t know why I saw “Driving Miss Daisy” at the theater. #
• “The Good, the Bad and the Oh My God Double Bag That Thing.” #failedwesterns #
• “Feel Good Fun Times at the O.K. Corral.” #failedwesterns #
• “The Magnificent Seven Circus Clowns” #failedwesterns #
• “The City of Phoenix.” #failedwesterns #
• Hey, thanks Governor Schwarzenegger for charging 10% tax on the full price of a subsidized iPhone. Expect lawsuits soon! #
• HA HA! Winnar is me, @jimmywellington!! #
• Every time I use Firefox on Mac nowadays, it hangs and hangs and hangs and dies, @jimmywellington. #
• I was just about to hate that video, @ohheygreat… and then I didn’t. I mean, I don’t love it. But his voice rules: http://bit.ly/uRgHz #
• Oh, but I hate that drummer. #
• Oh dammit. Now I hate that video. #

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